Philippines's Trip (FINAL)

It's gonna be a thousand words essay, I will put all the things happened from Day 5 to Day 9 in here now, take your time.

As said before, Day 5 was a beautiful day. We went to boat trip that day, shamed that we lost Dylan that morning, anyways, Me, Shaun, Joe and Chris went boat trip with some other people (most of them were Chris' friends or friend's friends). Our boat stopped in somewhere, and everyone jumped into the water, snorkeling, suddenly, a Chinese guy (he looked like Chinese, I don't know) was kind of drowning, all of us were quite concerned, but only Chris and Angela jumped into the water and helped him. I didn't really know what's going on about that, probably CHRIS needs to help me to fill in details about that, OK? I will leave this to CHRIS.

We pee and fart in the water, trying to pollute the water as much as we can, Chris and I did try to shit in the water, but that's kinda difficult, can't swim, and shit at the same time, mission impossible, maybe next time we should try to shit in the shallow water first, haha.

There were so many corals and fish in the water, so beautiful, small fish swimming across the fingers, so wonderful to swim the fish, kissing with the fish, chasing with the fish, what's a beautiful picture. Joe, you are always pretty, no matter how pretty the fish and coral were, you are still the best.

OK, I am not very into that kind of boat trip, but anyways, that's a good one, and a lot of food to eat on the boat, I love it. Wanna know more about the boat trip? Take a look at my yahoo online photo album. Seemed from Day 4 or Day 5, I turned into someone that needed to eat every single second, strange, eat like a horse.

OK, that night, Chris, Shaun and me went to have Portuguese dinner with the girls while Dylan and Joe went to have pizza, don't be surprised that we didn't go to have traditional Filipino food, since Filipino food was all about BBQ and BBQ and BBQ, nothing special.

After the dinner, the real party started, have you ever seen "MIDGETS arm wrestling"? We did have the opportunity to watch it. Everyone's gone crazy when watching the "British girl vs. midget" and "midget vs. midget", thunder laugh. Tell you a secret, the midget will never be defeated in the game as their arm joint can't really fold, if you bended them, it will break, so be ready to lose or to break their arms. Another sense of "Dancing in the Rain" - midget version, so hilarious, midgets in the Corrs again, probably they can set up a bar called "the 7 dwarfs"

After the Hobbit House, we then went to Hey Jude and Summer Place. It's just ok, Hey Jude was so Lan Kwai, full of tourists, I hate meeting tourists, shame. Summer Place still as hot as usual. Of course, after al the clubbing, me, Chris and Shaun (not sure Shaun was with us or not), we went to buy deep-fried chicken again, eating under the thousand stars.

Day 6 - Adventure. All of us got a motorbike, my first time to drive a motorbike. After the experience in Vietnam, I was a bit scared. Wanna know what happened in Vietnam 2 years ago? See if Andrew wanna write about this part or not then.

My driving skill sucks. You guys should be happy that I am still alive, when I wanna stop, I accelerated; when I accelerated, I crashed someone. Alright, we drove up to the mountain to the Batcave, it's full of bats' pee and shit inside the cave. It's stink. After climbing down and up the cave, shit all over the body, but it was fun. Joe was still as elegant as usual.

Then, we drove up the mountain again, oh my GOD, the road was rough, plus my driving, it's such a big disaster. Even so, it's worthy. We came to the top of the highest mountain in Boracay to oversee the whole Boracay, we were the Kings of Boracay. Funny that there was a monkey that you can play with there, Chris and Shaun let it picked the fleas in their hair, the monkey enjoyed alot, especially with Shaun, it did find a lot of food from Shaun's. Besides, surely the monkey was well-trained pick-pocket, it stole the sunglasses of Joe from his pocket, and it broke it. Really well trained. On out way back to the beach, we all got lost, I got lost for about an hour, anyways, a good day. We buried Shaun into the sand today and then Shaun, Chris and I buried 2 Filipino kids, funny.

We went to Cocoloco tonight, as I think we should go there one more time, the girls were so obsessed in us, April, Bran, Melanie, etc. All were so cool, good girl. Before I went there, I decided to pick one girl back with me that night, after drinking there w/ my glasses on, I decided not to pick anyone back and won't even let her suck my dick. We did have a good time that night, dancing on the bar table. Then Joe, Shaun and Dylan went to Summer Place, while me and Chris headed to Cocomangus, it's such a good club, very local, both me and Chris sensed that was the perfect place to pick girls, we didn't stay long that night as we wanna bring this piece of news to the brutes in Summer Place. On our way back, we were surrounded by 4 lady-boys, so horrible, they were following us and said hello to us. Out of courtesy, we hi back and walked faster, 2 of them then walked passed us, and 2 stayed behind us, we were trapped. both of us were freaked out, then I pointed to somewhere and asked Chris if he wanna go there to buy some food, we dashed to the reception of a hotel and hid ourselves, so horrible. But we heard that the lady-boys were waiting for us at the beach, shit. We rushed back to Summer Place, getting back to our safe circle. Huh.

Yes, after clubbing, chicken again, why always chicken? I don't know, simply they cooked good chicken.

Day 7 - Breakfast at CNN, meeting our favorite girl, tight white top. Shaun, Joe, Chris and I moved out from the Sander White, looking for a new hotel in Station One. We finally found one with reasonable price, it's good, with air-con as well, I love it, we booked 2 rooms. Everyone loved it. Joe and I shared a double bed, while Shaun and Chris got their own single bed, that's the initial allocation of rooms, the arrangement changed later due to some urgency of XXX. We swam for the whole afternoon, then went shopping for hours, didn't really have much things worth buying for souvenirs, nothing really special. We lost Dylan once again in this trip, We had no idea where he's gone, anyways, we 4 had a wonderful Mexican dinner. Joe, you are beautiful no matter what they say. You are always pretty.

OK, Cocomangus, that's the club where we went that night, we stayed there from 11 til 3, got drunk, Chris met a midget sized girl called Anne (or Ann), I met a fit bird called Grace (don't really remember her name), we danced, but I was kinda drunk and I was kinda lazy always, even tho the girl wanted me so much, I didn't show much interest, that's why the bet on whether I would shag that girl came up. And heard from Shaun that he was the one who bet on I would take the girl back. Haha...

I was in a dilemma on whether or not to take the girl back as I was a bit tired and drunk, but surely most of you knew I turned pretty horny when I was drunk, and that's the last night in Boracay, I decided to take her with me. And Chris took that midget Ann back. I wondered if Chris was in kind of midget fetish.

I didn't get a bed as I needed to share bed with pretty Joe, so I locked on Shaun's door and asked him if he can move to Joe's and asked him for the "rain coat" (Cantonese slang). He didn't move, so I went out and thinking where to go, then Chris helped me to "move" Shaun to Joe's, then we in, shame that the hotel staff stopped Grace as no "visitor" was allowed. The Chris came up again, and helped me to sort that out. What's a good friend. OK, Grace and I got in, and then Chris and midget Ann got in as well. That's was quite a funny time, Grace was so embarrassed, she kept on covering me and she under the bed sheet, whenever Ann giggled (according to what Chris told us, Ann was a VIRGIN and never been kissed by anyone), she was a bit terrified, of course for me, I didn't really care much, I just did what I needed to do, drunken guy never cared that much. After that, I passed out and Chris was such a gentleman that he sent the 2 girls HOME. What's a gentleman. Shaun, the supporter won 40P from Joe and Chris, right? Good.

Day 8 - Chris and I didn't really sleep last night, I probably slept for less than an hour. We had an American breakfast, a cup of coffee, then went swimming for a bit, enjoying the last morning in Boracay. Yes, our last day in Boracay, what’s a beautiful island, So many good fun, good memories. The midgets, the girls, how can we forget all these? I love Boracay.

We headed back to Manila that afternoon. Stayed in Joward's once again. Didn't do much that day. Went to bar with live band, a bit boring, we finished our first drink and left. Can anyone helped me to put down the name of that bar? Thanks. Then we went to a place called "Skin Bar", only beer, no cocktail, and full of teenagers. We were surrounded by more than 10 Filipino youngster, aged from 12 to 21, we were the VIPS, the Kings.

Day 9 - Goodbye Philippines, only me, Shaun and Chris flew back to Hong Kong. Joe stayed for 1 more day. We arrived the airport 2 hours before the flight time, queued for more than an hour, then we were informed that we couldn't get on the flight, it's FULL. OK, we were then upgraded to the business class, with free lunch and cash compensation. Shamed that we were stuck in the airport for more than 5 hours. Shaun and I decided to go for body massage, Shaun was so popular there, let's Shaun tell the story, Shaun, tell us what happened in the massage house, thanks.

Yes, the CX business class was awesome, really good. Good food, good champagne. Kind of Happy Ending.

p.s. Hey guys, I probably missed out quite a lot of details, hopefully, Shaun, Chris, Joe and Dylan will fill in all those gaps.