Tuesday, November 13, 2007

The Last Supper of Moses

Last night we had the last supper with Moses before his operation today.

During the dinner, we "overheard" the conversation next table, not really "overheard", instead, they talked too loud.

A - a GAY guy
B - a group of SLUTS

B: Have you ever had sex in public area?
A: Yes, sort of
B: Oh, really? Where's about?
A: A park next to the river in Tuen Mun
B: Wow, didn't you afraid to be spotted?
A: No, we were doing it behind the bush, no one could spot us.
B: Gross, I will never do it in public area.
A: Why?
B: Park? Are you serious? Mosquito everywhere...
A: Come on, they won't sting you, or just find a good time with no mosquito.
B: No, I mean, the mosquito can see...

At this point, me and Moses just couldn't stay calm and laughed out, though a bit impolite...

B: Tell me, what have you guys done?
A: You mean that time having sex next to the river?
B: Yes
A: We kissed, touched and jerked off together...

Again, me and Moses looked with each other and laughed again, what the fuck, jerked off in the public area and he considered that's having sex int he public area, it can only be called "Jerk Off in the public area", GROSS...

B: Oh, really, I prefer doing it on the swing
A: Swing? You tried before?
B: Not really, but I would love to try
A: Why don't you try then?
B: The size doesn't fit
A: What? What size? The size of what? The swing or...
B: Hahahahhahahahahahah
A: What?
B: I mean it's too small
A: Small? Does it matter?
B: Sure, size does matter
A: Change to another boyfriend then
B: Oh no, I am not talking about my boyfriend, it's about the size of the swing,
A: Aha.....

We didn't pay attention to the rest of the conversation as it's pretty shit and getting boring...

Think they really need to have more sex education on sex in the public... Shame on the existing education system...

1 Comments:

At 6:02 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

笑死我了~~

mandy

 

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